Fat chicks, eh? Always good for a bit of rolly-polly and a bit of a chomp. And some of them, you look at their faces and you think “Cripes, missus, if you lost of few pounds you’d be a beauty”. And they would. Real supermodel quality some of ’em. If they lost a few pounds. Anastasia Lux however requires no such weight loss. She’s fat AND she’s beautiful. None of this PC shit — some of these girls really could shed a brick or two. But Anastasia, you don’t want to change a thing. If she did, if she dropped a slice she’d lose her je-ne-sais-quo, her X Factor, her Big Mamma mojo. Because being big is what makes Ms Lux so fucking bad. What’s the point of massive tits if they haven’t got cigar-butt nips on the end to have a good munch on? Check. What’s the point of a massive fat arse if it doesn’t buck and shake and twerk? Check. This is what I mean. You just drown in the bitch. Andy’s in love. Hates me all the way through the shoot for having her. And you will too when you watch it. She’s Portuguese, late 20s, very Iberian in the way she’s strong and knows her mind but needs a man to be a man in the bedroom, someone she can submit to. She hasn’t had much experience and she’s actually very naive and innocent. Enjoy, guys.